George Clooney is reportedly engaged to Amal Alamuddin. The world’s most eligible batchelor has officially been accounted for. Elvis has left the building. We can’t believe it; we’d only just begun to get over his last marriage (and that ended in 1993).

But hang on, we don’t know anything about her. Let’s have a quick Google:

36-year-old Amal Alamuddin is a leading human-rights lawyer who has defended the likes of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange and Yulia Tymoshenko – (a former prime minister of Ukraine), and she’s fluent in french and Arabic.